| #13 | 1,970 carat gold | 1,337 |
| #12 | 11-leaf clover | 1,337 |
| #41 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 274 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #4 | Aggressive Carrot | 10,001 |
| 🥈 | Amulet of Yendor | 11,143 |
| #9 | BOOtonniere | 7 |
| #13 | Beach Buck | 951 |
| #828 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #8 | CSA discount card | 2,594 |
| #6 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 6 |
| #10 | Chester's bag of candy | 6 |
| #9 | Chester's cutoffs | 8 |
| #19 | Chester's moustache | 4 |
| #8 | Chester's muscle shirt | 5 |
| #6 | Chester's sunglasses | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #19 | Coinspiracy | 2,441 |
| #9 | Covers-Your-Head | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbo pie | 30,000 |
| 🥉 | Drapes-You-Regally | 3 |
| #6 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 2 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 465 |
| 🥈 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 9 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 20 |
| 🥈 | Drunkula's bell | 2 |
| 🥈 | Drunkula's cape | 4 |
| #4 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 2 |
| #13 | Drunkula's silky pants | 2 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| 🥈 | Frosty's arm | 23 |
| #10 | Frosty's carrot | 8 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #11 | Frosty's nailbat | 7 |
| #15 | Frosty's old silk hat | 5 |
| #7 | Frosty's snowball sack | 6 |
| #20 | FunFunds™ | 3,187 |
| #20 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 10,607 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #52 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #41 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 2 |
| #6 | Great Wolf's headband | 3 |
| 🥉 | Great Wolf's left paw | 4 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #116 | Green Clover of Justice | 14 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gaiters | 1 |
| #4 | Grimacite garter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gasmask | 1 |
| #5 | Grimacite gat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gauntlets | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite girdle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite glaive | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite go-go boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite goggles | 1 |
| 🥉 | Grimacite gorget | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | Helps-You-Sleep | 2 |
| #5 | Hodgman's almanac | 6 |
| #7 | Hodgman's bow tie | 9 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #26 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 2 |
| #7 | Hodgman's harmonica | 4 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #6 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 9 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's metal detector | 3 |
| #13 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 6 |
| #7 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 5 |
| #14 | Hunger™ Sauce | 13 |
| #872 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| 🥇 | LOLmec statuette | 82 |
| #41 | Mae West with a fly in it | 10 |
| #15 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 2 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 4 |
| #11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #8 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 2 |
| 🥈 | Mr. Accessaturday | 2,202 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 594 |
| #15 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 5 |
| #6 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 7 |
| #9 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 6 |
| #5 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 11 |
| #4 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 19 |
| 🥉 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 28 |
| #81 | Orcish meat locker | 7 |
| #9 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 5 |
| #5 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 9 |
| #10 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 4 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #9 | Oscus's pelt | 7 |
| #944 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #28 | Rubee™ | 1,229 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #8 | Thriller Ice | 10 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 35 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 8 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #39 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 31 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 9 |
| #648 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #539 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 5 |
| #595 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #202 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 59 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Twelve Night Energy | 11 |
| #34 | Uncle Buck | 4 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 3 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 3 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 3 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 2 |
| #5 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 3 |
| #19 | Volcoino | 382 |
| #14 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1,177 |
| #15 | Wand of Oscus | 5 |
| #8 | Warms-Your-Tush | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #12 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 4 |
| #14 | Zombo's shield | 5 |
| #13 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 3 |
| #12 | Zombo's skull ring | 3 |
| #14 | Zombo's skullcap | 5 |
| 🥈 | abominable blubber | 32,223 |
| #17 | accidental mutton | 4 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #6 | aerosolized aerogel | 1 |
| #18 | alien gemstone | 30 |
| #43 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 308 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | antimatter wad | 15,407 |
| #81 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #26 | baconstone | 211 |
| 🥈 | bag of airline peanuts | 8,766 |
| #12 | bag of foreign bribes | 323 |
| #21 | bag of park garbage | 63,984 |
| #10 | bag of unfinished business | 6 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #4 | bakelite bits | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| 🥇 | banjo strings | 239,640 |
| #7 | barrel beryl | 62 |
| 🥈 | bindle of joy | 139 |
| #34 | black candy heart | 508 |
| #31 | black gold | 51 |
| #26 | black lotus | 5 |
| 🥇 | black mana | 2,282 |
| #153 | black pension check | 67 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #15 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 16 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #26 | blood sausage | 5 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #5 | blue mana | 1,489 |
| #10 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 23 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #20 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #189 | box of sunshine | 2,251 |
| #25 | brick | 1,107 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #16 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| 🥇 | catsup | 173,174 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| 🥈 | chalk chunks | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #9 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| 🥇 | chisel | 44,776 |
| #7 | clown hammer | 3,282 |
| #32 | cod cape | 2 |
| 🥇 | cold wad | 75,167 |
| 🥇 | commemorative war stein | 16,091 |
| #4 | complicated lock impression | 8 |
| #45 | cubic zirconia | 110 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| 🥇 | cymbal syrup | 9,629 |
| 🥉 | d10 | 327,946 |
| 🥈 | d12 | 212,896 |
| 🥉 | d20 | 329,628 |
| #7 | d4 | 9,467 |
| #5 | d6 | 27,872 |
| #6 | d8 | 34,252 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| 🥉 | defective skull | 8,784 |
| 🥇 | demonic cow's blood | 23,032 |
| #14 | dense meat stack | 2,000,000 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #5 | dice-shaped backpack | 3 |
| 🥇 | disassembled clover | 65,229 |
| #46 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | dollar-sign bag | 5,831 |
| #12 | drafty drawers | 6 |
| #6 | dreadful roast | 15 |
| #9 | dubious loincloth | 9 |
| #71 | duct tape wallet | 60 |
| #20 | dungeon dragon chest | 5 |
| #11 | eau de mort | 15 |
| #10 | effluvious emerald | 330 |
| #21 | electric Kool-Aid | 8 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| 🥇 | encoder ring | 10,407 |
| 🥇 | epic wad | 569 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| 🥇 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 17,477 |
| #6 | fake fake vomit | 4,705 |
| #19 | fake hand | 905 |
| #69 | fancy seashell necklace | 522 |
| #22 | fat wallet | 496 |
| #10 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #55 | frying brainpan | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| 🥉 | gabardine smithereens | 1 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| #48 | ghost thread | 2 |
| #7 | glacial sapphire | 282 |
| #11 | gold nuggets | 11,378 |
| #116 | gold tooth | 4 |
| #49 | gold wedding ring | 205 |
| #4 | green mana | 911 |
| #14 | groping claw | 7 |
| #8 | guts necklace | 8 |
| 🥉 | half of a gold tooth | 4,882 |
| #6 | hamethyst | 1,115 |
| #204 | handful of confetti | 160 |
| 🥇 | hermit factoid | 8,984 |
| 🥈 | hermit permit | 13,337 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #144 | hobo nickel | 2,075 |
| #11 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 15 |
| 🥇 | hot wad | 135,642 |
| 🥈 | hothammer | 10 |
| #5 | huge gold coin | 5,537 |
| #16 | intimidating coiffure | 5 |
| 🥇 | jabañero pepper | 163,604 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | jazz soap | 8,700 |
| #5 | joybuzzer | 5,996 |
| 🥇 | ketchup | 108,720 |
| #10 | kobold treasure hoard | 11 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| #9 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1,885 |
| #37 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 227 |
| #234 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #647 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #73 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 67 |
| #11 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 840 |
| #69 | magical pony: Uniquity | 67 |
| #32 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 12 |
| 🥉 | massive gemstone | 3,153 |
| #42 | mermaid's purse | 3 |
| #18 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 4 |
| 🥈 | mood ring | 6,989 |
| #30 | moon-amber | 1 |
| #10 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #32 | muddy skirt | 1 |
| #52 | old coin purse | 611 |
| #48 | old leather wallet | 590 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | paraffin pieces | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #5 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4,664 |
| #6 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3,645 |
| 🥉 | petrified noodles | 39,647 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #9 | pile of gold coins | 3,771 |
| 🥇 | pixel coin | 5,509 |
| #51 | pixellated moneybag | 68 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #8 | polyesterene powder | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #220 | pork elf goodies sack | 35 |
| #321 | porquoise | 23 |
| #75 | priceless diamond | 2 |
| 🥇 | prismatic wad | 85,337 |
| #47 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 9 |
| #228 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #425 | really dense meat stack | 15 |
| #79 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥇 | red mana | 2,612 |
| #16 | remorseless knife | 5 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #4 | roll of meat | 304 |
| 🥉 | rubber emo roe | 8,303 |
| #1177 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #6 | seal tooth | 62,020 |
| 🥇 | sewer wad | 19,000 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #16 | silver cow skull | 36 |
| #129 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| 🥇 | sleaze wad | 78,736 |
| #10 | snowstick | 7 |
| #68 | solid gold bowling ball | 210 |
| #6 | solid gold jewel | 549 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | spooky wad | 73,665 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #172 | stainless steel scarf | 15 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #507 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #791 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #12 | steamy ruby | 264 |
| 🥇 | stench wad | 92,654 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #17 | stolen meatpouch | 985 |
| #13 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1,120 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #24 | sugar sheet | 2,852 |
| #8 | tailbone shield | 6 |
| #21 | tangarita with a fly in it | 15 |
| #12 | tapped black lotus | 5 |
| #9 | tawdry amethyst | 268 |
| #6 | ten-leaf clover | 13,337 |
| 🥉 | tin of submardines | 11,111 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic hermit | 1,609 |
| #21 | tonguebone | 3 |
| 🥉 | transparent pants | 15 |
| #5 | twinkly wad | 656,682 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #4 | ultimate wad | 1 |
| #11 | unearthly onyx | 317 |
| #58 | valuable coin | 27 |
| #38 | valuable trinket | 3,304 |
| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| 🥇 | velour veneer | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #35 | vial of hot blood | 2 |
| 🥇 | volleyball | 533,545 |
| #11 | warm fur | 7 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | white mana | 2,402 |
| #7 | whoopie cushion | 2,393 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| 🥈 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11,385 |
| #12 | wolfskull mask | 6 |
| 🥈 | wooden figurine | 72,105 |
| #5 | worthless gewgaw | 9,285 |
| #6 | worthless knick-knack | 9,350 |
| #9 | worthless trinket | 9,008 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| 🥉 | x-ray specs | 7,076 |
| #9 | yellow snowcone | 2,699 |
| #7 | zombie accordion | 2 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |