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| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
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| #219 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 37 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #279 | can of Binarrrca | 37 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #922 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #121 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #80 | frozen Mob Penguin | 37 |
| #855 | ghuol egg | 7 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #81 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1155 | pasta spoon | 5 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1132 | ravioli hat | 5 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #4324 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4619 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2766 | toast | 11 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #639 | valuable trinket | 111 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #128 | wang | 37 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |