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| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
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| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #3209 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
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| #219 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 37 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
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| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #215 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #6712 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #283 | can of Binarrrca | 37 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #919 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #80 | frozen Mob Penguin | 37 |
| #855 | ghuol egg | 7 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #554 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #520 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #869 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #82 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1159 | pasta spoon | 5 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1136 | ravioli hat | 5 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1379 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1002 | star | 1 |
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| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4953 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5811 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2773 | toast | 11 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #639 | valuable trinket | 111 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #129 | wang | 37 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |