| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #185 | Crimboween memo | 47 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #9 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| #225 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 42 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #101 | alien force field disruptor bean | 7 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #298 | blue plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #483 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #141 | blue striped oyster egg | 26 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #564 | candy cane | 64 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #145 | dope wheels | 8 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #340 | eggnog | 50 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #261 | evil teddy bear | 59 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #298 | gingerbread bugbear | 90 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #35 | killer rag doll | 60 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #50 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 50 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #195 | pet rock | 41 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #433 | rag doll | 5 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #73 | red plastic oyster egg | 38 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #228 | red striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #297 | [2108]rock | 13 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #415 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #401 | teddy bear | 17 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #84 | toothsome rock | 101 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #612 | tree-eating kite | 50 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #197 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 61 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |