| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #185 | Crimboween memo | 47 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #10 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| #226 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 42 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #102 | alien force field disruptor bean | 7 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #298 | blue plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #483 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #141 | blue striped oyster egg | 26 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #566 | candy cane | 64 |
| #815 | candy stake | 8 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #145 | dope wheels | 8 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #339 | eggnog | 50 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #261 | evil teddy bear | 59 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #298 | gingerbread bugbear | 90 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #35 | killer rag doll | 60 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #49 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 50 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #195 | pet rock | 41 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #434 | rag doll | 5 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #73 | red plastic oyster egg | 38 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #228 | red striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #299 | [2108]rock | 13 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #414 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #401 | teddy bear | 17 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #324 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #83 | toothsome rock | 101 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #613 | tree-eating kite | 50 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #197 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 61 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |