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| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #1370 | Crown of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #559 | Daffy Taffy | 52 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #758 | Feynman gate | 11 |
| #451 | Gnollish plunger | 4 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #175 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 186 |
| #172 | Rock and Roll Legend | 11 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #496 | alphabet gum | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #467 | asshat | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #485 | bag of airline peanuts | 62 |
| #1160 | ball | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1084 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #619 | candy brain | 3 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #568 | capacitor relay | 18 |
| #733 | carbon nanotube frame | 13 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #425 | clown hammer | 69 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #570 | defective skull | 36 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #55 | disco ball | 1,418 |
| #993 | disco mask | 11 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1164 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| #664 | encoder ring | 16 |
| #120 | evil googly eye | 42 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #464 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 63 |
| #360 | fake fake vomit | 89 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #219 | fire | 27 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #229 | foolscap fool's cap | 14 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #719 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #870 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #728 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 5 |
| #737 | giant pinky ring | 19 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1187 | grue egg | 22 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #504 | jazz soap | 59 |
| #28 | jewelry-making pliers | 13 |
| #482 | joybuzzer | 64 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #481 | line | 81 |
| #586 | logic synthesizer | 16 |
| #668 | lucky rabbit's foot | 10 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #448 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 67 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #445 | meat from yesterday | 3 |
| #136 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 4 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #211 | mushroom fermenting solution | 36 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #471 | pants of the Slug Lord | 8 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #536 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 47 |
| #499 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 61 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #445 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1076 | ravioli hat | 6 |
| #1104 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
| #111 | [2108]rock | 35 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #466 | rubber emo roe | 69 |
| #191 | safarrri hat | 11 |
| #1677 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #715 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #341 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #333 | spooky cosmetics bag | 7 |
| #245 | spooky felt | 42 |
| #269 | spooky length of string | 46 |
| #215 | spooky stuffing | 31 |
| #116 | spooky toy wheel | 45 |
| #140 | spooky wooden block | 53 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #863 | star | 4 |
| #173 | star chart | 109 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
| #174 | stringy sinew | 57 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2897 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2766 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #273 | sunken chest | 58 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #162 | tooth | 25 |
| #497 | toothsome rock | 20 |
| #542 | top | 9 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #445 | whoopie cushion | 73 |
| #503 | wind-up chattering teeth | 64 |
| #637 | x-ray specs | 27 |
| #519 | yellow snowcone | 65 |
| #710 | yo | 12 |
| #1105 | yo-yo | 15 |