| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,030 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #78 | Necbro wafers | 10 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #438 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 7 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #337 | bindlestocking | 8 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #349 | bone chips | 43 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #5006 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #454 | necrotizing body spray | 5 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1544 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1368 | unstable DNA | 21 |
| #2387 | unstable laser battery | 16 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |