| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1503 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #313 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,030 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #76 | Necbro wafers | 10 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #438 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 7 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1126 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #141 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #338 | bindlestocking | 8 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #347 | bone chips | 43 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #735 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2372 | killing feather | 4 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #420 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #454 | necrotizing body spray | 5 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1489 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1545 | robotronic egg | 8 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1084 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1781 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #131 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1366 | unstable DNA | 21 |
| #2386 | unstable laser battery | 16 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |