| #64 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 6 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #120 | Angelhair Culottes | 8 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #121 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 8 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #47 | Bonerdagon necklace | 120 |
| #85 | Boss Bat bling | 36 |
| #472 | Boss Bat britches | 31 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #111 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 48 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #648 | Drowsy Sword | 27 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #29 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 59 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #219 | Green Clover of Justice | 9 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #216 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #216 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #642 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 42 |
| #69 | Mace of the Tortoise | 8 |
| #208 | Necrotelicomnicon | 3 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #351 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 19 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #191 | Rock and Roll Legend | 10 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #292 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #153 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 23 |
| #139 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 30 |
| #239 | Typical Tavern swill | 24 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #163 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| 🥈 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 115 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #170 | badass belt | 178 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #1332 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #3226 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #186 | chintzy accordion pin | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #29 | dwarvish war helmet | 2 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #746 | easter egg balloon | 33 |
| 🥉 | empty agua de vida bottle | 10,578 |
| #1072 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #107 | gift-a-pult | 4 |
| #74 | grue egg | 210 |
| #983 | handful of confetti | 42 |
| #342 | heart of the volcano | 21 |
| #101 | hobo nickel | 2,946 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #718 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexiglass pants | 39 |
| 🥉 | plexiglass pendant | 37 |
| #13 | plexiglass pikestaff | 15 |
| 🥉 | plexiglass pinky ring | 33 |
| 🥉 | plexiglass pith helmet | 29 |
| 🥉 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 37 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #362 | sawblade shield | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #790 | spectre scepter | 41 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #311 | useless powder | 493 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #327 | wrench bracelet | 10 |
| #87 | wumpus hair | 25 |