| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #467 | BURT | 28 |
| #2035 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #613 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #134 | Belt of Howling Anger | 3 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #454 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1873 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #180 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #198 | Freddy Kruegerand | 11 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #997 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #2146 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #25 | Mace of the Tortoise | 19 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #97 | Rock and Roll Legend | 23 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #148 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #254 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1285 | duct tape | 12 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #996 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #142 | fat loot token | 27 |
| #424 | figurine of a cold seal | 13 |
| #243 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #297 | figurine of a stinking seal | 7 |
| #96 | figurine of an ancient seal | 10 |
| #492 | filthy lucre | 78 |
| #492 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #504 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #243 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #696 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #1028 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #3054 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #107 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #5 | intricate clockwork big hand | 5 |
| #7 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 5 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork cuckoo | 4 |
| #5 | intricate clockwork disc | 5 |
| #5 | intricate clockwork little hand | 5 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral II | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral III | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral IV | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral IX | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral V | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral VI | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral VII | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral VIII | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral X | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral XI | 4 |
| #4 | intricate clockwork numeral XII | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #241 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 6 |
| #1850 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1423 | old sweatpants | 14 |
| #749 | pink clay bead | 7 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #63 | powdered sealbone | 4 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #169 | seal-blubber candle | 26 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2235 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #311 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1127 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #212 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |