Pimpy the Pimper

RankItemQuantity
#6269-ball1
#38A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 43
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#308Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#2709Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#2385Bonerdagon necklace1
#1674Boss Bat bling1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#3218Crimbuck1
#2663Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1469Elder Turtle Shell2
#1023Feynman gate7
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#403Meat detector1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#2064astronaut pants1
#4171badass belt8
#729banana4
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#925blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
🥈blue traffic cone1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#5014box of sunshine7
#2709brick1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#470bunch of bananas8
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#1963candied yams3
#1327candy stake5
#1033capacitor relay8
#813carbon nanotube frame11
#1059cheap plastic bottle opener5
#3277club necklace1
#2469diamond necklace2
#291dusty eighth caudal vertebra1
#323dusty first thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty fourth thoracic vertebra1
#283dusty left eighth rib1
#303dusty left eleventh rib1
#307dusty left femur1
#323dusty left first rear claw1
#303dusty left first rib1
#297dusty left fourth front claw1
#297dusty left radius1
#300dusty left second rear claw1
#305dusty left thumb1
#312dusty left tibia1
#286dusty ninth caudal vertebra1
#296dusty right first rear claw1
#288dusty right first rib1
#320dusty right humerus1
#309dusty seventh cervical vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#199dusty third lumbar vertebra2
#3268easter egg balloon4
#1842elven cellocello7
#836evil googly eye4
#2195evil teddy bear2
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#2422fancy dress ball1
#811felt11
#979fire4
#1610flashing novelty button1
#3222fuzzy dice2
#1747gingerbread horror4
#502googly eye27
#1297green beer5
#1006green glowstick1
🥈green traffic cone1
#2677grue egg7
#2508heart necklace2
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1137herbal stuffing6
#1296herringcello14
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#1111ion grid7
#90jewelry-making pliers5
#211kickback cookbook3
#541kite13
#183ladle of mystery1
#311length of string39
#1114logic synthesizer6
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#152muculent machete1
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#490pet rock16
#690prehistoric spear5
#1796razor-tipped yo-yo2
#3652rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#942skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2624spooky eggnog2
#833spooky hockey mask2
#1281stainless steel scarf2
#1130stainless steel shillelagh4
#1225stainless steel skullcap3
#1863stainless steel solitaire1
#1029stick1
#1586string of blue beads5
#1746string of green beads4
#1466string of red beads6
#7011stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#7827stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech2
#7775stuffed angry cow2
#8977stuffed astral badger1
#7883stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#6851stuffed cocoabo3
#6374stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#6292stuffed mind flayer4
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#7684stuffed snowy owl2
#7798stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#7825stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#299stuffing30
#764teddy bear8
🥇time sleigh1
#4919tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4844tiny plastic angry goat3
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#3319tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#1718tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#2859tiny plastic cocoabo6
#1990tiny plastic coffee pixie9
#1825tiny plastic disco bandit3
#6184tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#3331tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#6105tiny plastic grue2
#2708tiny plastic hermit2
#3975tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#4881tiny plastic leprechaun3
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#6166tiny plastic mosquito2
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#3925tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#4014tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#4867tiny plastic stab bat3
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#2899tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1403tofurkey gravy5
#1610tofurkey leg4
#1868tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1269toothsome rock6
#2400toy crazy train1
#417toy train5
#370toy wheel25
#1711tree-eating kite9
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#675vitachoconutriment capsule7
#1221wooden block1
#468worthless gewgaw8
#1041worthless knick-knack1
#442worthless trinket6
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#634yo14
#607yo-yo46

Wow, that's 705 items total!

what items are this player missing?