| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #389 | Knoll shroomkabob | 2 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #502 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #41 | bag of bones | 18 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #476 | broken skull | 31 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #486 | candy brain | 5 |
| #1678 | candy cane | 17 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1641 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #154 | carob chunk noodles | 13 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #201 | chorizo brownies | 10 |
| #369 | chorizo taco | 9 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #522 | elven cellocello | 30 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #549 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #108 | fettucini Inconnu | 11 |
| #282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
| #104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #137 | ghuol egg quiche | 14 |
| #591 | ghuol guolash | 8 |
| #304 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 11 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #863 | herb brownies | 6 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #372 | lihc eye pie | 5 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #163 | papaya taco | 11 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #131 | rat appendix kabob | 11 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #187 | slap and tickle | 16 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #643 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #133 | tiny house | 1,900 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2767 | toast | 11 |
| #216 | tofu casserole | 7 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #350 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 6 |
| #295 | white chocolate chip cookies | 11 |
| #101 | wine-soaked bone chips | 10 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #549 | yo | 17 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |