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RankItemQuantity
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#1123Cloaca grenade7
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#648Cloaca-Cola fatigues4
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#771Cloaca-Cola shield3
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#1210Dyspepsi grenade5
#1623Dyspepsi-Cola7
#515Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues5
#522Dyspepsi-Cola helmet5
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#726Dyspepsi-Cola shield3
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#529Knob Goblin elite shirt8
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#182Mylar balloon1
#423Regular Cloaca Cola1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#41Rock Pops1,519
#1319Senior Mints1
#1061St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket3
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#1251ancient unspeakable fruitcake5
#409anniversary balloon2
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#769aspirin1
#230astronaut ice-cream2
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#2042ball1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#1131black plastic oyster egg3
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#529black striped oyster egg10
#998blood flower4
#563blue paisley oyster egg7
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#615blue polka-dot oyster egg7
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#3681bottle of goofballs3
#1584bottle of rum1
#3615box of sunshine18
#545can of fake snow1
#1701can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce4
#1141candied kobold1
#2359candied yams2
#346candy brain10
#2436candy cane8
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#176coconut bikini top1
#1139cog1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#805computronic processing unit2
#95congratulatory cake1
#1243cranberries1
#838crazy little Turkish delight2
#891dead guy's watch3
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1263doll house2
#905duck-on-a-string2
#1281dwarf bread1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#2969easter egg balloon5
#2363eggnog2
#2680evil teddy bear1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#1830fancy chocolate2
#2007felt2
#269floral print shirt1
#677fruitcake32
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#210gingham blouse1
#738glass of goat's milk3
#1547googly eye5
#492goth kid t-shirt7
#882green balloon1
#1909green beer1
🥈green traffic cone1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#3382heart necklace1
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#1241herb brownies1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#1599ion grid2
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1412kite3
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#753lavender plastic oyster egg5
#282lavender polka-dot oyster egg10
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1371length of string4
#52loathing eagle baby-doll shirt3
#590long-stemmed rose1
#686marionette2
#948mauve paisley oyster egg3
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#971mauve striped oyster egg4
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#690mugcake1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1123off-white plastic oyster egg4
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1028oyster basket3
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#363piece of wedding cake16
#377pirate shirt4
#1240pixellated candy heart5
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1172portable corkscrew3
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#1173puce polka-dot oyster egg3
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#601radio button candy1
#1303rag doll1
#760recursive spline reticulator2
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#671red plastic oyster egg7
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#199rhinestone cowboy shirt2
#422severed rocking horse head1
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#259sleeping snowy owl14
#713sock monkey3
#85soggy wofl t-shirt4
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1064spring1
#1057sprocket1
#165star shirt2
#1586string of blue beads5
#1386string of green beads7
#1283string of red beads8
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#1395stuffed doppelshifter6
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#3037stuffed shoulder parrot4
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1137stuffing7
#348supportive bra4
#203tasket2
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#3347tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#2245tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball8
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#1097tiny plastic disco bandit5
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#3957tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#2827tiny plastic mosquito6
#830tiny plastic pastamancer6
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#841tiny plastic seal clubber6
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3948tiny plastic stab bat4
#2514tiny plastic star starfish7
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#175tisket2
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#2527toothsome rock1
#1557top2
#1558toy crazy train3
#976toy jet pack6
#1342toy ray gun4
#702toy soldier2
#1439toy space helmet3
#1384toy train1
#1336toy wheel4
#478tree skirt1
#2485tree-eating kite3
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#511urinal cake2
#668vampire collar1
#538white balloon3
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1803yo2
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 2,158 items total!

what items are this player missing?