| #434 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 14 |
| #322 | 4-dimensional guitar | 3 |
| #1964 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #714 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 3 |
| #624 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 4 |
| #780 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #604 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 4 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #798 | Meleegra™ pills | 5 |
| #478 | Mohawk wig | 12 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #965 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 25 |
| #650 | Trollhouse cookies | 27 |
| #468 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2738 | Yummy Tummy bean | 4 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #549 | ball | 11 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #569 | baseball | 5 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #315 | big bass drum | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #834 | broken skull | 7 |
| #791 | bugbear beanie | 3 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
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| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #670 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #561 | drab sonata | 4 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #95 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #819 | eye of newt | 3 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #389 | f3d0r4 | 16 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #927 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #818 | ghuol ears | 3 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #672 | gnoll lips | 2 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #295 | googly eye | 48 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #678 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #236 | henna tattoo | 3 |
| #1103 | herb brownies | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #400 | kite | 18 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #504 | leather chaps | 3 |
| #464 | leather mask | 7 |
| #417 | length of string | 29 |
| #521 | leotarrrd | 2 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #670 | lihc face | 3 |
| #1047 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1233 | loose teeth | 4 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #661 | mariachi pants | 15 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #1194 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #398 | necklace chain | 4 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #64 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 33 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #701 | patchouli incense stick | 5 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1090 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #877 | pile of candy | 3 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #359 | puce paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #549 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #231 | rag doll | 10 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #196 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #520 | safarrri hat | 2 |
| #517 | salamander spleen | 12 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #188 | snowboarder pants | 20 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #894 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #245 | stuffing | 36 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #629 | t8r tots | 4 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #244 | tambourine | 2 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #464 | top | 10 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2106 | valuable trinket | 5 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #624 | white chocolate chip cookies | 2 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #328 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |