| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #656 | CRIMBCO scrip | 220 |
| #31 | CSA obedience grenade | 592 |
| #206 | Cloaca grenade | 85 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1357 | Crimbuck | 288 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #112 | Dyspepsi grenade | 113 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #34 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 947 |
| #35 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 51 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #18 | M-242 | 1,234 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #250 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #137 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 7 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #9 | bargain flash powder | 230 |
| #12 | beer bomb | 3,493 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #10 | big boom | 327 |
| #66 | big glob of skin | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #769 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #111 | blue glowstick | 14 |
| #63 | book of matches | 32 |
| #32 | bottle of alcohol | 224 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #32 | bottled swamp gas | 14 |
| #248 | bubblin' crude | 48 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #14 | bunny liver | 857 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #46 | burst hellseal brain | 313 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #48 | club of the five seasons | 2 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #208 | cocktail napkin | 29 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #259 | costume sword | 2 |
| #54 | crate of firebombs | 24 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #43 | depantsing bomb | 191 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #1079 | duct tape | 18 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #824 | empty agua de vida bottle | 64 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #9 | exploding hacky-sack | 639 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #394 | figurine of a charred seal | 8 |
| #148 | figurine of a cold seal | 41 |
| #353 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #154 | figurine of a slippery seal | 11 |
| #124 | figurine of a stinking seal | 19 |
| #97 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 13 |
| #40 | figurine of an ancient seal | 28 |
| #99 | fire of unknown origin | 8 |
| #120 | fireball | 4 |
| #57 | firebomb | 10 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #33 | gas balloon | 461 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #230 | grass clippings | 1 |
| #47 | hair of the calf | 5 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #2796 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #158 | hellseal claw | 192 |
| #339 | hellseal whisker | 46 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | illegal firecracker | 20 |
| #121 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 3 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #28 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 384 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #104 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #107 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #111 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #72 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #6 | pacification grenade | 110 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #121 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #9 | patchouli oil bomb | 494 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #291 | peppermint tailings | 26 |
| #23 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2,040 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #27 | pool torpedo | 290 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #12 | round blue bomb | 216 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #79 | rusty compass | 2 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #12 | rusty staff | 1 |
| #32 | sake bomb | 1,302 |
| #4 | sausage bomb | 949 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #22 | seal-blubber candle | 184 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #298 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #43 | sealhide snare | 34 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #45 | shredded hellseal hide | 287 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #16 | snake | 1,236 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #30 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1,203 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #14 | sparkler | 1,235 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #68 | stick of dynamite | 76 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #130 | sugar shield | 4 |
| #70 | sugar shorts | 9 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #9 | tequila grenade | 1,139 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #814 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #854 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 9 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #44 | torn hellseal sinew | 310 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #72 | unnatural gas | 4 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #15 | vial of holy water | 235 |
| #312 | wad of cotton | 10 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #56 | water pipe bomb | 1,757 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #149 | wumpus hair | 14 |