Yoseph

RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#1268Cloaca grenade5
#1416Cloaca-Cola2
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#171Crimboween memo50
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1210Dyspepsi grenade5
#1928Dyspepsi-Cola2
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1688Feynman gate1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#1719bag of airline peanuts2
#430balaclava1
#2042ball1
#1147banana1
#338banana cream pie1
#222banana daiquiri1
#655banana peel1
#389banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#6714box of sunshine2
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#938bunch of bananas1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#545can of fake snow1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#1674candied yams4
#1093candy stake6
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1795clown hammer1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#850cornuthaum1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#1086eyepatch1
#1807fake fake vomit2
#1791fake hand1
#992fancy but probably evil chocolate7
#969fancy chocolate3
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#1764fire1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#1013googly eye11
#1297green beer5
#2516herbal stuffing1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#426icy-hot katana1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1828jazz soap1
#1882joybuzzer1
#1289killer rag doll1
#1025kite6
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#721length of string15
#1726logic synthesizer1
#377los chinos1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1738magical ice cube with a fly in it2
#247makeshift cape1
#195makeshift crane1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#1086marionette1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#858ninja hot pants1
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#469oily golden mushroom1
#164orange and black Crimboween candy50
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1890oyster basket1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2035pet rock2
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#2221possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#866rag doll2
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1431[2108]rock1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#803snowboarder pants1
#909sock monkey2
#1127spooky eggnog5
#1856spooky felt1
#1892spooky length of string1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#1029stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#1931stringy sinew1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#697stuffed doppelshifter17
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#2643stuffing1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#704teddy bear9
🥇time sleigh1
#2040tiny plastic Crimbo elf4
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2293tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#1620tofurkey gravy4
#1885tofurkey leg3
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1404tooth1
#2527toothsome rock1
#1557top2
#1841towel1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#896vorpal blade1
#1538wheel1
#1063whoopie cushion20
#1408wind-up chattering teeth9
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1616yellow snowcone5
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 457 items total!

what items are this player missing?