| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3218 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #315 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1875 | box of sunshine | 78 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #161 | fancy canapés | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #832 | filthy lucre | 39 |
| #164 | giant glass of brandy | 3 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #533 | hobo nickel | 399 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #161 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 20,990 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #566 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #7 | volcanic ash | 1,229 |
| #291 | witch hat | 3 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |