| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #699 | crazy little Turkish delight | 5 |
| #2108 | duct tape | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1203 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #752 | green clay bead | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #704 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #720 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #633 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1401 | tiny house | 10 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #133 | wad of cotton | 21 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |