| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #26 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 2 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #16 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 3 |
| #35 | Libram of BRICKOs | 2 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #91 | Mylar balloon | 3 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #21 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #42 | apathetic lizardman doll | 5 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #25 | bad penguin egg | 3 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #24 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #2163 | box of sunshine | 58 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #499 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 18 |
| #324 | candied yams | 28 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #41 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #23 | class five ecto-larva | 2 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #456 | daisy | 4 |
| #23 | dandy lion cub | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1357 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #29 | facsimile dictionary | 197 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #40 | green glowstick | 16 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #25 | haiku katana | 3 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #688 | herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #11 | infant sandworm | 3 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #21 | little box of fireworks | 3 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #12 | navel ring of navel gazing | 2 |
| 🥉 | nervous tick egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #34 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #48 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #23 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #33 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #23 | spooky rattling cigar box | 3 |
| #63 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #262 | stuffed can of asparagus | 33 |
| #273 | stuffed dodecapede | 16 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2454 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #332 | tofurkey gravy | 26 |
| #369 | tofurkey leg | 23 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #6 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |