| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 38 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #184 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #130 | festive sausage | 20 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #129 | holiday cheese log | 19 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #96 | sponge cake | 9 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 64 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 233 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 127 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 59 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 70 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 63 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 133 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #32 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 2 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Felonia | 163 |
| #24 | tiny plastic G Imp | 265 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 239 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 231 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Hellion | 270 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 280 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 137 |
| #29 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 246 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 265 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 254 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 226 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 94 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 231 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 100 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 228 |
| #25 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 151 |
| #23 | tiny plastic The Man | 148 |
| #31 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 219 |
| #28 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 251 |
| #101 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 64 |
| #52 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 92 |
| #93 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 64 |
| #27 | tiny plastic astronomer | 194 |
| #70 | tiny plastic beanbat | 79 |
| #59 | tiny plastic blooper | 79 |
| #50 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 105 |
| #29 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 234 |
| #70 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 47 |
| #54 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 94 |
| #27 | tiny plastic demoninja | 260 |
| #28 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 240 |
| #12 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 276 |
| #32 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 239 |
| #23 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 259 |
| #30 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 270 |
| #29 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 239 |
| #28 | tiny plastic goth giant | 233 |
| #62 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 85 |
| #29 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 244 |
| #12 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 269 |
| #56 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 101 |
| #17 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 2 |
| #23 | tiny plastic scary clown | 271 |
| #24 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 244 |
| #27 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 252 |
| #26 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 263 |
| #24 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 244 |
| #25 | tiny plastic taco cat | 234 |
| #18 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 259 |
| #31 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 235 |
| #13 | tiny plastic warwelf | 239 |
| #27 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 240 |
| #19 | tiny plastic zmobie | 280 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |