| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #689 | CRIMBCO mug | 15 |
| #547 | CRIMBCO wine | 14 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #53 | Chroner | 1,560 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #7 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| 🥈 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 118 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| 🥈 | Deck of Every Card | 1 |
| #500 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 12 |
| #15 | Dinsey Whinskey | 9 |
| #21 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #27 | FDKOL tattoo | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 113 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #5 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 2 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #7 | Lens of Hatred | 2 |
| 🥈 | Loathing Legion moondial | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion rollerblades | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #978 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #137 | Mace of the Tortoise | 4 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #7 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 2 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 118 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #318 | Rock and Roll Legend | 4 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 215 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #107 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 4 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #52 | aerated diving helmet | 5 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #23 | around the world | 402 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #368 | banana-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #349 | bath ball gift set | 14 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #211 | blue class ring | 18 |
| #222 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #70 | brick | 461 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #84 | buffalo dime | 1 |
| #150 | bunny liver | 63 |
| #667 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #373 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #585 | empty agua de vida bottle | 207 |
| #39 | fat loot token | 157 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #265 | filthy lucre | 127 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #45 | fistful of ashes | 97 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| 🥇 | genie bottle | 1 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #161 | green clay bead | 77 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #160 | hobo nickel | 1,873 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #68 | mime army rations | 6 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #296 | motivational poster | 14 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #310 | old sweatpants | 234 |
| #218 | ornate picture frame | 7 |
| #151 | pink clay bead | 133 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #31 | psychic's amulet | 120 |
| #31 | psychic's circlet | 113 |
| #32 | psychic's crystal ball | 107 |
| #29 | psychic's pslacks | 137 |
| 🥉 | psychoanalytic jar | 1,332 |
| #130 | purple clay bead | 36 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #168 | red class ring | 101 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #119 | right half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #303 | s'more | 17 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #677 | shredded hellseal hide | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #302 | slow jam collection | 14 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #382 | turtle pheromones | 8 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #175 | white class ring | 61 |
| #64 | wriggling worm | 67 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |