| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 72 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #66 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5,000 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuck | 5,229 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #869 | FDKOL commendation | 5 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 250 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 14 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #11 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #96 | flashing novelty button | 7 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #152 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #52 | grue egg | 259 |
| #215 | handful of confetti | 152 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #10 | pirate fledges | 6 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #8 | wrench handle | 4 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |