| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #53 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 4 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #574 | Bonerdagon necklace | 20 |
| #243 | Boris's ring | 7 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #792 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #437 | Crown of the Goblin King | 56 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #53 | baconstone bracelet | 16 |
| #39 | baconstone earring | 5 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #66 | baconstone ring | 4 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1179 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #292 | drywall axe | 46 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #378 | f3d0r4 | 17 |
| #330 | facsimile dictionary | 32 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #369 | giant discarded bottlecap | 14 |
| #301 | giant discarded plastic fork | 32 |
| #587 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #478 | giant pinky ring | 31 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1187 | grue egg | 22 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #50 | hamethyst necklace | 12 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #602 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2698 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #668 | lucky rabbit's foot | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #430 | pail | 26 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #149 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #312 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 6 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #600 | shiny ring | 42 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |