| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #52 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 4 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #573 | Bonerdagon necklace | 20 |
| #243 | Boris's ring | 7 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #793 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #437 | Crown of the Goblin King | 56 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #53 | baconstone bracelet | 16 |
| #39 | baconstone earring | 5 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #66 | baconstone ring | 4 |
| #1319 | badass belt | 42 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1146 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1180 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #321 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #122 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #292 | drywall axe | 46 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #378 | f3d0r4 | 17 |
| #330 | facsimile dictionary | 32 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #186 | flaming mushroom wine | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #371 | giant discarded bottlecap | 14 |
| #302 | giant discarded plastic fork | 32 |
| #586 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #479 | giant pinky ring | 31 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1190 | grue egg | 22 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #50 | hamethyst necklace | 12 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #601 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2696 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #670 | lucky rabbit's foot | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #433 | pail | 26 |
| #1148 | porquoise | 5 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #148 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #313 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 6 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #600 | shiny ring | 42 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1049 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |