| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #937 | milky potion | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #235 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #662 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #927 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |