| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #68 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #40 | DNOTC Box | 6 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #25 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #240 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #222 | banana-frosted king cake | 12 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #39 | blue glowstick | 25 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #8 | borg sock monkey | 292 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #46 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #195 | canteen of wine | 115 |
| #45 | cheap elven gloves | 51 |
| #11 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1,001 |
| #292 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #52 | duct tape shirt | 2 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #457 | elven moonshine | 24 |
| #67 | elven socks | 45 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #62 | festive holiday hat | 45 |
| #137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #115 | gray bow tie | 47 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #147 | green glowstick | 10 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #75 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #356 | knuckle sandwich | 69 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| #8 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 459 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #115 | patent leather shoes | 47 |
| #130 | penguin thesaurus | 46 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #141 | pink glowstick | 13 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #20 | purple glowstick | 30 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #13 | sock monkey | 200 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #64 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 100 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1757 | unstable DNA | 10 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #85 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #202 | yellow glowstick | 7 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |