| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #825 | CRIMBCO scrip | 110 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #120 | Crimboween memo | 68 |
| #518 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #595 | ammonite fossil | 6 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #516 | atomic vector plotter | 6 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #247 | big bad voodoo mask | 2 |
| #324 | black helmet | 6 |
| #793 | bugbear beanie | 3 |
| #689 | chef's hat | 6 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1121 | disco mask | 8 |
| #380 | electrical thingamabob | 7 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #167 | fruitcake | 131 |
| #475 | fudgecule | 1,972 |
| #115 | fudgesicle | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #583 | kumquartz | 7 |
| #544 | licorice root | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #684 | lollipop stick | 16 |
| #316 | long skinny balloon | 25 |
| #173 | miner's helmet | 20 |
| #739 | pack of pogs | 10 |
| #524 | pearidot | 9 |
| #233 | plastic ingot | 12 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #646 | red gummi ingot | 22 |
| #288 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 12 |
| #868 | scroll of pasta summoning | 8 |
| #618 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 4 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #683 | spooky stuffing | 8 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #567 | strawberyl | 8 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 4 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic trollipop | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1893 | toast | 122 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #563 | tourmalime | 8 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #604 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #1198 | useless powder | 23 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #623 | yellow gummi ingot | 26 |