| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #113 | Ent cider | 135 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1399 | Valentine | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #128 | barbed-wire fence | 68 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #14 | briny vinegar | 20 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #444 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #129 | cologne of contempt | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #728 | dill | 49 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #809 | felt | 11 |
| #330 | fruitcake | 67 |
| #1216 | ghost cucumber | 17 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #894 | googly eye | 13 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #720 | length of string | 15 |
| #133 | little paper umbrella | 892 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #898 | spectral pickle | 6 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #929 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #969 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #721 | string of green beads | 17 |
| #739 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #722 | stuffing | 12 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #607 | toy wheel | 15 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #879 | vinegar | 31 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |