NPFan

RankItemQuantity
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#1099Angry Farmer candy28
#520Better Than Cuddling Cake3
#309Boris's key lime pie2
#1566Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air2
#206Brimstone Chicken Sandwich50
#1646CRIMBCO wine2
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#996Cloaca-Cola13
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#1173Crimbo fudge3
#87Divine13
#174Double Bacon Beelzeburger63
#1254Dyspepsi-Cola20
#903Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations2
#636Ent cider8
#236Gordon Bennett1
#51Hell ramen200
#47Himalayan Hidalgo sauce9
#379Imp Ale497
#159Jumbo Dr. Lucifer73
#434Knob Goblin love potion21
#28Knob stir-fry19
#37Knob stroganoff13
#66Knob stuffed shells51
#389Knoll shroomkabob2
#212Lord of the Flies-sized fries50
#638Mad Train wine106
#308Mae West1
#264Meat detector2
#2083Mr. Mediocrebar8
#110Neuromancer10
#377New Zealand iced tea1
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#785Rock Pops64
#648Senior Mints6
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#660Spam Witch sammich19
#110Spooky Surprise Egg162
#738Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita3
#759Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco2
#1189Tasty Fun Good rice candy14
#613Trollhouse cookies32
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#140White Citadel burger25
#68White Citadel fries35
#2629Yummy Tummy bean6
#75a little sump'm sump'm74
#1230abominable snowcone2
#352ancient frozen dinner5
#340ancient unspeakable fruitcake15
#181artisanal limoncello2
#393astral mushroom23
#115attention spanner1
#80bätzle34
#1849baby killer bee1
#183babycakes1
#187backwoods screwdriver4
#1029balloon monkey1
#727banana4
#337banana cream pie1
#1591barrrnacle3
#686bat wing7
#663bat-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#583beertini2
#522bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#405bilge wine26
#589black & tan1
#202black cherry soda1
#489black forest cake3
#168black paisley oyster egg25
#287black plastic oyster egg16
#169black polka-dot oyster egg29
#391black pudding5
#813black snowcone1
#174black striped oyster egg24
#2625blob-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#316blood-faced volleyball1
#455bloody beer17
#211bloody mary10
#88blue paisley oyster egg28
#223blue plastic oyster egg22
#102blue polka-dot oyster egg27
#878blue snowcone1
#107blue striped oyster egg32
#319bottle of Calcutta Emerald2
#274bottle of Definit3
#297bottle of Domesticated Turkey3
#268bottle of Jorge Sinsonte4
#307bottle of Lieutenant Freeman2
#218bottle of Ooze-O5
#519bottle of gin27
#461bottle of popskull3
#154bottle of realpagne3
#474bottle of rum94
#418bottle of tequila52
#401bottle of vodka42
#334bottle of whiskey109
#486bowl of cottage cheese30
#179bowl of lucky charms4
#3025box of sunshine28
#454brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#247brains casserole1
#318brass stinger1
#419brown sugar cane6
#350bubbly potion33
#335bungle in the jungle2
#28calle de miel100
#300can of Red Minotaur14
#832candy cane44
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#919candy stake7
#315carob chunk cookies7
#433carob chunk noodles3
#272cherry pie1
#288chocolate spurs2
#444chorizo brownies3
#540chorizo taco4
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#438cloudy potion20
#290cocktail onion1
#1222cocoa egg1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#223cordial of concentration1
#1468corpse on the beach2
#1818corpsedriver1
#1465corpsetini2
#1242cranberries1
#568crazy little Turkish delight10
#165cream of pointy mushroom soup1
#426creamsicle3
#382dark potion28
#605dehydrated caviar2
#271delicious noodles7
#821delicious salad30
#23delicious spicy noodles43
#270disco ball168
#241disco mask198
#57dry martini22
#20ducha de oro161
#922dusty bottle of Marsala2
#1281dwarf bread1
#352effervescent potion35
#300eggnog58
#2017elven cellocello2
#237escargotsicle1
#21especially salty dog53
#149extra-spicy bloody mary36
#255eye-pod2
#291false eyelashes1
#614fancy but probably evil chocolate11
#245fancy chocolate11
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#198fine wine42
#381fizzy potion31
#275flower petal pie1
#366foie gras2
#348fortune cookie3
#247fricasseed brains4
#803fruitcake26
#76fuzzbump80
#4737fuzzy dice1
#41gazing shoes2
#309ghost cucumber139
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#335ghuol egg quiche4
#333ghuol guolash24
#196ghuol-ear kabob2
#79gibson6
#971gingerbread bugbear22
#1069gingerbread horror6
#1884gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#485glass of goat's milk11
#150gnocchetti di Nietzsche5
#392goat1
#535goat cheese15
#372goat cheese pizza19
#139green beer110
#1009green candy heart2
#743green snowcone2
#594green-frosted astral cupcake1
#116grog21
#118handsomeness potion21
#322helmet turtle168
#776herb brownies9
#99hippy herbal tea20
#71horizontal tango44
#266hot wing306
#306hovering sombrero1
#441hypodermic needle3
#396ice-cold Sir Schlitz310
#335ice-cold Willer143
#698ice-cold fotie15
#520ice-cold six-pack12
#140incredible pizza1
#310insanely spicy bean burrito13
#1885irradiated candy cane3
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#43lavender paisley oyster egg54
#135lavender plastic oyster egg23
#215lavender polka-dot oyster egg12
#346lavender striped oyster egg7
#1016lead necklace3
#277leftovers of indeterminate origin8
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#1422licorice garrote2
#373lihc eye pie5
#230lumbering jack1
#387magnifying glass1
#393many-eyed glasses4
#382maple leaf1
#348margarita3
#157mariachi pants162
#321martini9
#86mauve paisley oyster egg25
#171mauve plastic oyster egg18
#176mauve polka-dot oyster egg17
#41mauve striped oyster egg53
#188meatcar model3
#128menorette2
#42menudo10
#53menudo ravioli24
#377milky potion27
#104mimosette2
#85miniature dormouse2
#198monkey wrench9
#364moonglasses1
#349murky potion32
#71mushroom pizza47
#190nanite-infested candy cane86
#1414nanite-infested eggnog4
#720nanite-infested fruitcake7
#64ocean motion65
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#110off-white plastic oyster egg29
#85off-white polka-dot oyster egg29
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#185oil of slipperiness2
#219oil of stability1
#58old-fashioned21
#601oozenog6
#190orange and black Crimboween candy42
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#186painful penne pasta1
#132palm-frond toupee5
#32papaya sling92
#51papaya slung48
#538papaya taco1
#242pasta spoon140
#46perpendicular hula78
#211piece of wedding cake36
#814pile of candy4
#116pink pony35
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#422potato sprout5
#159pregnant mushroom2
#429probability potion97
#402procrastination potion106
#730prosthetic forehead1
#110puce paisley oyster egg18
#119puce plastic oyster egg24
#76puce polka-dot oyster egg33
#210puce striped oyster egg11
#48purple pixel pie51
#464purple-frosted astral cupcake2
#587radio button candy1
#366rat appendix kabob2
#58ratini70
#223ravioli della hippy1
#191ravioli hat202
#76red paisley oyster egg31
#162red plastic oyster egg22
#133red polka-dot oyster egg18
#63red striped oyster egg29
#118redrum18
#416rewinged stab bat1
#458roasted marshmallow60
#129rockin' wagon15
#130roll in the hay41
#854royal jelly1
#85rum and cola34
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#43salty slug54
#216sangria3
#277saucepan205
#26sausage pizza479
#256screwdriver7
#189seal tooth107
#317seal-clubbing club124
#243shot of flower schnapps2
#67shot of grapefruit schnapps102
#138shot of nepenthe schnapps4
#121shot of orange schnapps52
#63shot of tomato schnapps116
#13slap and tickle1,070
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#52slip 'n' slide99
#149smile-sharpening stone1
#327smoky potion41
#541snifter of thoroughly aged brandy10
#372soda water6
#50spaghetti with Skullheads25
#44spaghetti with rock-balls2
#1204spectral pickle2
#194spiced rum4
#1948spooky eggnog3
#105spooky stir-fry5
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#262stale baguette6
#337stalk of asparagus21
#287stolen accordion184
#82strawberry daiquiri68
#157strawberry wine12
#3940stuffed Cheshire bitten10
#5266stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech6
#3113stuffed Meat1
#6982stuffed angry cow3
#5354stuffed astral badger6
#4895stuffed baby gravy fairy7
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#4484stuffed cocoabo8
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#3825stuffed flaming gravy fairy11
#5338stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#5754stuffed hand turkey5
#2681stuffed key1
#4580stuffed mind flayer8
#942stuffed ninja snowman3
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#2711stuffed shoulder parrot5
#5798stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#4148stuffed snowy owl9
#6332stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#2704stuffed treasure chest1
#6346stuffed undead elbow macaroni4
#412swirly potion22
#809t8r tots1
#160teqiwila slammer3
#248tequila sunrise5
#348tequila with training wheels1
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
#34tiny makeup kit6
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2809tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1654tiny plastic Cheshire bat11
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1730tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#729tiny plastic Crimbo wreath5
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#836tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#2056tiny plastic Felonia2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#1760tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser4
#2786tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#2170tiny plastic Hellion3
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#1491tiny plastic Knob Goblin King3
#1221tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter6
#1245tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl6
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#1732tiny plastic Knott Yeti4
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1447tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy5
#2781tiny plastic Protagonist2
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#1726tiny plastic Spam Witch4
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#1518tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#1520tiny plastic The Man3
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#591tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo6
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1426tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1793tiny plastic accordion thief3
#952tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#2205tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#1202tiny plastic angry goat15
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3974tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2136tiny plastic astronomer3
#2555tiny plastic baby gravy fairy7
#1212tiny plastic barrrnacle15
#1761tiny plastic beanbat4
#648tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar7
#1508tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball12
#2794tiny plastic blooper2
#923tiny plastic brainsweeper8
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1290tiny plastic cocoabo14
#2471tiny plastic coffee pixie7
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#926tiny plastic conservationist hippy5
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#1096tiny plastic disco bandit5
#2158tiny plastic drunk goat3
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2150tiny plastic fruit golem3
#1406tiny plastic fuzzy dice13
#1829tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick10
#2022tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#2135tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers3
#973tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#2788tiny plastic goth giant2
#1527tiny plastic grue12
#1718tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#1058tiny plastic hermit5
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#2523tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#1377tiny plastic killer bee13
#2824tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#1811tiny plastic leprechaun10
#2010tiny plastic levitating potato9
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#2828tiny plastic mosquito6
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#479tiny plastic pastamancer9
#1182tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime15
#1813tiny plastic sauceror3
#1464tiny plastic scary clown5
#1766tiny plastic seal clubber3
#2171tiny plastic senile lihc3
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#2817tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#2144tiny plastic spiny skelelton3
#1303tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton14
#2826tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#1303tiny plastic stab bat14
#1270tiny plastic star starfish14
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1653tiny plastic sweet nutcracker5
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#2152tiny plastic topiary golem3
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1085tiny plastic turtle tamer5
#1484tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni5
#2762tiny plastic warwelf2
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#571tiny shaker of salt4
#544toast1,668
#411tofu casserole2
#133tofu taco1
#2807tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#485tomato daiquiri2
#432tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#524tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#512uncooked chorizo4
#192vodka and cranberry12
#179vodka martini10
#62whiskey and cola49
#315whiskey and soda2
#318whiskey sour6
#101white Canadian43
#686white chocolate and tomato pizza2
#346white chocolate chip cookies9
#551white chocolate chips10
#318white lightning36
#217wine spritzer4
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#274wussiness potion62
#336yellow brick road1
#190yellow paisley oyster egg13
#206yellow plastic oyster egg24
#80yellow striped oyster egg22

Wow, that's 12,987 items total!

what items are this player missing?