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| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
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| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
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| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
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| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
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| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
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| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
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| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 8 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #583 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
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| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
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| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
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| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
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