| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #186 | bunch of bananas | 29 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #424 | cream stout | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #624 | dollhive | 11 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #291 | evil teddy bear | 52 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1199 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #285 | fire | 20 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #597 | floaty sand | 13 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #249 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 11 |
| #610 | iGoogly | 28 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #161 | jar of swamp gas | 479 |
| #2882 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #946 | monomolecular yo-yo | 28 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #296 | mummy costume | 23 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #141 | oriole-feather headdress | 9 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #199 | possessed top | 29 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #305 | pumpkinhead mask | 24 |
| #115 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 82 |
| #1022 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #468 | robotronic egg | 57 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #786 | rogue swarmer | 60 |
| #994 | sawblade fragment | 49 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #106 | shot of rotgut | 11 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #405 | spooky bark | 31 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #413 | spooky sap | 20 |
| #122 | stick-on-a-string | 32 |
| #182 | strange shiny disc | 33 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #521 | stuffed alien blob | 12 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #642 | theoretical string | 17 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #426 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 25 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #304 | toothsome rock | 36 |
| #188 | tortoise's blessing | 15 |
| #679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #163 | toy mercenary | 43 |
| #640 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #378 | tree-eating kite | 96 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1445 | unstable DNA | 18 |
| #1176 | unstable laser battery | 42 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #323 | wolfman mask | 21 |
| #500 | yo | 19 |