| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| 🥈 | Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #816 | blood flower | 6 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #480 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #1512 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1286 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #446 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |