| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1920 | Crimbuck | 50 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1386 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #664 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #632 | candy stake | 10 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #834 | green beer | 11 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #337 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 474 |
| #1131 | ice-cold Willer | 10 |
| #620 | ice-cold fotie | 20 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #258 | sleeping snowy owl | 14 |
| #165 | sock monkey | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #705 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #758 | spooky felt | 11 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #528 | spooky length of string | 20 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #1273 | spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #374 | spooky stuffing | 15 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1866 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1868 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1273 | stuffed alien blob | 5 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #505 | stuffed doppelshifter | 27 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #166 | stuffing | 51 |
| #463 | sub-molecular interocitor | 6 |
| #123 | sugar-coated pine cone | 31 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1708 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2469 | toast | 33 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #463 | top | 10 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #896 | toy jet pack | 7 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #1272 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #215 | toy wheel | 41 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #77 | tropical wrapping paper | 8 |
| #963 | valuable trinket | 57 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #444 | wheel | 9 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #604 | yo | 15 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |