| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #114 | Crimbuck | 4,850 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #129 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 17 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #2899 | box of sunshine | 31 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #137 | sandwich of the gods | 18 |
| #247 | stainless steel scarf | 12 |
| #140 | stainless steel shillelagh | 17 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #172 | stainless steel slacks | 14 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #145 | stainless steel suspenders | 19 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |