| #1115 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #753 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #603 | 3-ball | 6 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1637 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #39 | Bjorn's Hammer | 10 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1562 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #142 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 3 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #39 | Spirit Precipice | 7 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #204 | annoying pitchfork | 13 |
| #183 | ant hoe | 2 |
| #81 | ant pick | 6 |
| #165 | ant pitchfork | 2 |
| #258 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #318 | atomic vector plotter | 11 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #141 | battered hubcap | 3 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | blundarrrbus | 4 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #118 | brass stinger | 5 |
| #283 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #54 | chintzy noodle ring | 27 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #980 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #886 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #132 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #217 | false eyelashes | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #476 | fancy dress ball | 27 |
| #1077 | felt | 8 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #720 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #966 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #987 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #46 | hairy staff | 2 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #223 | hot pink lipstick | 3 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #440 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #147 | iced-out bling | 3 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #849 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #93 | limburger biker boots | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #560 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #132 | magnifying glass | 5 |
| #187 | many-eyed glasses | 9 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #89 | meatcar model | 6 |
| #210 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #28 | oily golden mushroom | 11 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #616 | oyster basket | 6 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #977 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #304 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 29 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #60 | red striped oyster egg | 30 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #223 | rhesus monkey | 3 |
| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1122 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1477 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #281 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 14 |
| #131 | shock collar | 7 |
| #159 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 9 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #185 | spooky bicycle chain | 11 |
| #1072 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #413 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 84 |
| #779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1837 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 27 |
| #1501 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #1398 | stuffed angry cow | 36 |
| #2016 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #1358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 38 |
| #2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1237 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #2799 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2105 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #1475 | stuffed mind flayer | 35 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #575 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 38 |
| #1474 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1783 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #2188 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1048 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #1856 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1832 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #205 | sucky decal | 9 |
| #63 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 9 |
| #101 | sword of static | 2 |
| #32 | targeting chip | 18 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #60 | teddy bear sewing kit | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #201 | tiny knife and fork | 3 |
| #225 | tiny maracas | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #939 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #971 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #901 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic angry goat | 17 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #915 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #835 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1708 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic grue | 16 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #910 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #663 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 10 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1444 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #107 | tiny shaker of salt | 16 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #835 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tree-eating kite | 19 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #294 | wheel | 12 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #211 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |