| #1119 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #756 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #606 | 3-ball | 6 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #774 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1640 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #911 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #39 | Bjorn's Hammer | 10 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1568 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #706 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #142 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 3 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #41 | Spirit Precipice | 7 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #205 | annoying pitchfork | 13 |
| #185 | ant hoe | 2 |
| #81 | ant pick | 6 |
| #166 | ant pitchfork | 2 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #318 | atomic vector plotter | 11 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #141 | battered hubcap | 3 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | blundarrrbus | 4 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #118 | brass stinger | 5 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #54 | chintzy noodle ring | 27 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1026 | club necklace | 7 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #998 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #981 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #887 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #132 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #217 | false eyelashes | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #476 | fancy dress ball | 27 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #722 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #989 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #46 | hairy staff | 2 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #1228 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #225 | hot pink lipstick | 3 |
| #780 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #148 | iced-out bling | 3 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #691 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #615 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #850 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #94 | limburger biker boots | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #559 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #132 | magnifying glass | 5 |
| #187 | many-eyed glasses | 9 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #89 | meatcar model | 6 |
| #211 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #28 | oily golden mushroom | 11 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #616 | oyster basket | 6 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #978 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #303 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 29 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #60 | red striped oyster egg | 30 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #223 | rhesus monkey | 3 |
| #749 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1124 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1485 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #281 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 14 |
| #131 | shock collar | 7 |
| #159 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 9 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #1381 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #185 | spooky bicycle chain | 11 |
| #1071 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #413 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 84 |
| #779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 27 |
| #1503 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #1483 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #1401 | stuffed angry cow | 36 |
| #2020 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #1361 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 38 |
| #2411 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1238 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #2805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2111 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #1477 | stuffed mind flayer | 35 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #3240 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #576 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 38 |
| #1479 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1789 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #2193 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1049 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #1860 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1839 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #205 | sucky decal | 9 |
| #63 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 9 |
| #101 | sword of static | 2 |
| #32 | targeting chip | 18 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #60 | teddy bear sewing kit | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #201 | tiny knife and fork | 3 |
| #225 | tiny maracas | 4 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #1390 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1066 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #2745 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic angry goat | 17 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1669 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #918 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1503 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #837 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic grue | 16 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #912 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1642 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #664 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1918 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 10 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #920 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #107 | tiny shaker of salt | 16 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #836 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tree-eating kite | 19 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #294 | wheel | 12 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #89 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #212 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |