Uzumaki

RankItemQuantity
#2491337 7r0uZ0RZ39
#14272-ball1
#28030669 scroll35
#29433398 scroll76
#92334 scroll87
#14266-ball1
#1227-Foot Dwarven mattock34
#17788-ball3
#513Angry Farmer candy147
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#48Cerebral Crossbow7
#80Cerebral Culottes2
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1018Cloaca-Cola12
#297Cloaca-Cola fatigues9
#600Cloaca-Cola helmet4
#577Cloaca-Cola knapsack3
#353Cloaca-Cola shield7
#58Crimbough1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1057Dyspepsi grenade7
#1241Dyspepsi-Cola21
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#240Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues10
#355Dyspepsi-Cola helmet7
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#567Dyspepsi-Cola shield4
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#153Elfin shortbread7
#1272Feynman gate4
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#1419Mob Penguin cellular phone6
#988Mohawk wig1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#290St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket17
#249Tiki lighter2
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#309a little sump'm sump'm9
#451abominable snowcone24
#432acid-squirting flower7
#394acoustic guitarrr9
#223amulet of extreme plot significance78
#851ancient unspeakable fruitcake7
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#487annoying pitchfork5
#766anticheese3
#887antique greaves1
#327antique hand mirror10
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#176arrrgyle socks16
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#123asbestos sword6
#1080asparagus knife1
#769aspirin1
#469asshat2
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#80attention spanner2
#1350awful poetry journal10
#1326baby killer bee3
#407baconstone pendant1
#1643badass belt33
#367barskin hat1
#98basic meat fez1
#497bat-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#340bell-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#210big stick1
#1070bottle of rum10
#836bottle of tequila10
#724bottle of vodka10
#715bottle of whiskey25
#815boxed wine10
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#545can of fake snow1
#592can of maces1
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#1964candied yams3
#2436candy cane8
#410candy stake14
#1460capacitor relay3
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#957cheap plastic bottle opener6
#1063chef's hat1
#229chrome crossbow3
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#203chrome staff3
#523chrome sword1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#2494club necklace2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#864cool whip1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#331delicious noodles4
#3285diamond necklace1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1849disco ball1
#160doll house36
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#1979drywall axe1
#426duck-on-a-string5
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#1355eggnog8
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#960evil googly eye3
#1086eyepatch1
#313fancy but probably evil chocolate16
#243fancy chocolate11
#649felt14
#303fez of etymology1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#826frilly skirt1
#2467fruitcake3
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1255giant needle1
#2189gingerbread bugbear5
#325gingerbread horror16
#1109glowing red eye1
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#821goat beard1
#222googly eye66
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1909green beer1
🥈green traffic cone1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#2507heart necklace2
#1877helmet turtle1
#1743herbal stuffing3
#702high-resistance ultrapolymer plating3
#125hippopotamus pants1
#62ice sickle1
#739infernal insoles1
#1599ion grid2
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#683irate sombrero1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#416kite17
#1104kneecapping stick6
#897leather mask1
#259length of string45
#670leotarrrd1
#905lihc face1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#521linoleum sword1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1075mafia aria11
#677maiden wig1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#167marionette10
#118meat cowboy hat1
#38meat paste1,450,031
#33navel ring of navel gazing1
#392oriole-feather headdress3
#566pack of KWE trading card6
#1761pail1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#150penguin shorts1
#1236pet rock5
#495petrified time1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#681pirate shirt1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#326rag doll7
#1506ravioli hat1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#1730rubber WWtNSD? bracelet4
#558rubber axe1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#884sabre teeth1
#683safarrri hat1
#1709saucepan1
#1014scroll of pasta summoning5
#104sequined fez1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#2957shiny ring1
#1414skeleton bone1
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#475snorkel1
#803snowboarder pants1
#425sock monkey6
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#1381spade necklace5
#337spooky eggnog14
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1219spooky stick1
#682spork1
#992stainless steel scarf3
#399stainless steel shillelagh10
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#175star buckler2
#107star crossbow13
#74star hat29
#330star pants1
#128star staff4
#145star stiletto1
#69star sword11
#174strawberry daiquiri25
#2406stuffed Cheshire bitten20
#3538stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech12
#2773stuffed angry cow17
#2883stuffed astral badger16
#4051stuffed baby gravy fairy10
#2974stuffed cocoabo15
#415stuffed doppelshifter34
#2480stuffed flaming gravy fairy20
#2565stuffed frozen gravy fairy19
#3820stuffed hand turkey11
#4272stuffed mind flayer9
#3418stuffed scary death orb13
#475stuffed shoulder parrot46
#2279stuffed sleazy gravy fairy22
#4146stuffed snowy owl9
#3601stuffed spooky gravy fairy12
#1458stuffed spooky mushroom5
#3196stuffed stinky gravy fairy14
#4016stuffed undead elbow macaroni10
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#924support cummerbund4
#964swashbuckling pants1
#829teddy bear7
🥇time sleigh1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#837tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram2
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1277tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar4
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#2293tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#201top21
#1081towel5
#2209toy jet pack1
#2475toy ray gun1
#281toy soldier6
#2262toy space helmet1
#417toy train5
#290toy wheel32
#478tree skirt1
#316tree-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#599tropical paperweight1
#255tropical wrapping paper4
#1043viking helmet1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#810white satin pants1
#854white sword1
#1245wolf mask1
#811wooden stakes1
#328wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#300yo-yo101
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 1,452,101 items total!

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