| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1415 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #484 | Iron Beta of Industry | 15 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #927 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 28 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #31 | Wand of Oscus | 3 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skullcap | 3 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #197 | bit of clingfilm | 20 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #1809 | grue egg | 13 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #46 | hardened slime belt | 3 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #43 | hardened slime pants | 4 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #329 | hobo nickel | 883 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #718 | obsidian dagger | 25 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #49 | packet of mayfly bait | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #913 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1281 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #759 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #467 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |