| #1303 | Angry Farmer candy | 16 |
| #167 | Feynman gate | 74 |
| #469 | Mad Train wine | 205 |
| #798 | Meleegra™ pills | 5 |
| #713 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 72 |
| #523 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 91 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #572 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 18 |
| #938 | Yummy Tummy bean | 178 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #585 | astronaut pants | 13 |
| #266 | atomic vector plotter | 15 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #390 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #187 | capacitor relay | 66 |
| #181 | carbon nanotube frame | 75 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #245 | computronic processing unit | 15 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #960 | disco ball | 15 |
| #856 | disco mask | 17 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #323 | felt | 25 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #386 | googly eye | 35 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #302 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 11 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #291 | ion grid | 46 |
| #458 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 7 |
| #569 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #1716 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #285 | length of string | 41 |
| #243 | logic synthesizer | 51 |
| #168 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 19 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #628 | mariachi pants | 17 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #388 | pasta spoon | 66 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #419 | quantum polarity inducer | 8 |
| #663 | ravioli hat | 23 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #387 | recursive spline reticulator | 8 |
| #234 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 17 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1097 | saucepan | 12 |
| #583 | seal tooth | 14 |
| #881 | seal-clubbing club | 15 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #321 | stuffing | 28 |
| #236 | sub-molecular interocitor | 15 |
| #558 | t8r tots | 6 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |