| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #75 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #105 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #117 | Ancient Protector Soda | 4 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #258 | Angry Farmer candy | 535 |
| #272 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 3 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 7 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 19 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #205 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #102 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #118 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #196 | adder | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #53 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #148 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #52 | ancient medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #61 | ancient protein powder | 182 |
| #96 | ancient stone fist | 20 |
| #84 | ancient stone head | 13 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #69 | angry inch | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #90 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #111 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #102 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 3 |
| #112 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #6 | superamplified boom box | 1,219 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |