| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #78 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #107 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #118 | Ancient Protector Soda | 4 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #261 | Angry Farmer candy | 535 |
| #273 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 3 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #217 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 14 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #199 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 7 |
| #311 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 19 |
| #647 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #672 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #1326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #806 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #147 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #52 | ancient medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #61 | ancient protein powder | 182 |
| #96 | ancient stone fist | 20 |
| #84 | ancient stone head | 13 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #69 | angry inch | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #177 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #247 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #103 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 3 |
| #115 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #7 | superamplified boom box | 1,219 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |