| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #221 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1514 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #57 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #59 | Star Spawn | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #324 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #859 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #691 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1254 | herringcello | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #933 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1008 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #5712 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8949 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8913 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #554 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4916 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4024 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8178 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6242 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6183 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6235 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3343 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4813 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8202 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6203 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8140 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |