| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #15 | Brimstone Bunker | 2 |
| #1189 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #547 | Cloaca-Cola | 58 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #470 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #273 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #352 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #787 | Crimbuck | 1,018 |
| #1044 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 36 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #708 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 4 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #802 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1295 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #511 | batgut | 34 |
| #552 | big red clown nose | 8 |
| #151 | big stick | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1180 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #632 | chrome ore | 5 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1128 | disturbing fanfic | 21 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #914 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 4 |
| #386 | ghuol egg | 44 |
| #321 | gnoll lips | 11 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #791 | googly eye | 16 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2042 | grue egg | 11 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1500 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1107 | pet rock | 6 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #765 | robotronic egg | 38 |
| #2018 | rogue swarmer | 27 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #478 | stuffed doppelshifter | 29 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #1079 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 19 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4953 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #244 | terrible poem | 3 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #1236 | tiny house | 21 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #97 | tiny ninja sword | 11 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1505 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #2198 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |