| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #386 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 32 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #121 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #127 | colorful plastic ball | 528 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #294 | dusty Crimbo crate | 36 |
| #143 | dusty animal jawbone | 2 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #205 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #134 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #207 | dusty left tibia | 2 |
| #193 | dusty left ulna | 2 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #201 | dusty right fibula | 2 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #194 | dusty right second rear claw | 2 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #290 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #127 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #198 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #1664 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #272 | floaty sand | 67 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #596 | fossilized limb | 8 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #358 | fossilized spike | 11 |
| #361 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #402 | fossilized torso | 10 |
| #386 | fossilized wing | 7 |
| #280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #164 | good brain | 200 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #356 | mummy costume | 17 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #457 | petrified wood | 17 |
| #418 | pile of dusty animal bones | 9 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #341 | pumpkinhead mask | 20 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #2223 | rogue swarmer | 20 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #697 | spooky bark | 9 |
| #457 | spooky sap | 18 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #250 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 75 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #1972 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #1834 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #360 | wolfman mask | 18 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |