Okke

RankItemQuantity
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1165Ent cider1
#1688Feynman gate1
#214Frogade1
#131Hatorade1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#742Now and Earlier1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#669Sugar Cog1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#769aspirin1
#1192astral mushroom1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#2042ball1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#813black snowcone1
#1654blood flower1
#877blue snowcone1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#437bow1
#141bow staff1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#545can of fake snow1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#4784candy cane1
#3830candy stake1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1056computronic processing unit1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2833eggnog1
#871empty blowgun1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#880fine wine1
#1764fire1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#3426fruitcake1
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#2658googly eye1
#841green snowcone1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#1751length of string1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#570lovecat tail1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#2077mafia aria1
#1086marionette1
#99metal mandible1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#105misshapen animal skeleton1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
#861orange snowcone1
#5pet rock1,585
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#2221possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#890purple snowcone1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#342questionable taco1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#845red snowcone1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1431[2108]rock1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#1348sock monkey1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1856spooky felt1
#1892spooky length of string1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#1029stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#1931stringy sinew1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2643stuffing1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#1487support cummerbund1
#38sweet nutcracker1
#2033teddy bear1
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
🥇time sleigh1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3157toast1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1404tooth1
#2527toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1538wheel1
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2114yellow snowcone1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,813 items total!

what items are this player missing?