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| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
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| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
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| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
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| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
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| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
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| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |