| #178 | Atomic Pop | 2 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #213 | BURT | 138 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #348 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #321 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #313 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #263 | FDKOL commendation | 2,021 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #503 | Go-Wassail | 32 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #158 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 5 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #680 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #385 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 11 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #529 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 11 |
| #461 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 20 |
| #443 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 11 |
| #600 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 13 |
| #717 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #449 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 17 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #218 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 67 |
| #225 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 66 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #203 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 76 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #191 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 3 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #561 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #281 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 11 |
| #182 | actual reality goggles | 4 |
| #149 | airblaster gun | 6 |
| #283 | ammonite fossil | 17 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #149 | banana supersucker | 4 |
| #473 | bananagate | 11 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #2866 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #180 | confusing LED clock | 12 |
| #210 | dire fudgesicle | 8 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #335 | fiery wing | 3 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1007 | fudgecule | 82 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #894 | googly eye | 13 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #566 | green gummi ingot | 33 |
| #110 | gummi ammonite | 2 |
| #36 | gummi belemnite | 9 |
| #72 | gummi trilobite | 4 |
| #206 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #171 | haggis-infused soap | 5 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #6 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 18 |
| #5 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 13 |
| #4 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 15 |
| #704 | jerky coins | 16 |
| #389 | kumquartz | 15 |
| #126 | kumquat supersucker | 7 |
| #119 | lime supersucker | 5 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #180 | magnetic sculpture kit | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #181 | mime soul fragment | 19 |
| #600 | pack of pogs | 23 |
| #110 | pear supersucker | 5 |
| #435 | pearidot | 12 |
| #16 | peppermint twist | 25 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #582 | red gummi ingot | 30 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #796 | ridiculous cocktail | 10 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #309 | smoking grass | 228 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #127 | strawberry supersucker | 4 |
| #428 | strawberyl | 13 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #283 | sucker scaffold | 38 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #423 | superheated fudge | 7 |
| #798 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #691 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #748 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #737 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #969 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #589 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 7 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #667 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #661 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #366 | tourmalime | 18 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #352 | trilobite fossil | 12 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #554 | yellow gummi ingot | 34 |