| #180 | Atomic Pop | 2 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #213 | BURT | 138 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #349 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #324 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #315 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #263 | FDKOL commendation | 2,021 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Go-Wassail | 32 |
| #655 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #157 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 5 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #683 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #624 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #388 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 11 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #532 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 11 |
| #466 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 20 |
| #448 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 11 |
| #605 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 13 |
| #720 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #453 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 17 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #218 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 67 |
| #226 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 66 |
| #89 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 3 |
| #203 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 76 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #190 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 3 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #279 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #559 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #280 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 11 |
| #183 | actual reality goggles | 4 |
| #151 | airblaster gun | 6 |
| #284 | ammonite fossil | 17 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #149 | banana supersucker | 4 |
| #472 | bananagate | 11 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #2865 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #180 | confusing LED clock | 12 |
| #212 | dire fudgesicle | 8 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #336 | fiery wing | 3 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #188 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #729 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1011 | fudgecule | 82 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #896 | googly eye | 13 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #570 | green gummi ingot | 33 |
| #110 | gummi ammonite | 2 |
| #36 | gummi belemnite | 9 |
| #72 | gummi trilobite | 4 |
| #205 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #170 | haggis-infused soap | 5 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #720 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #6 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 18 |
| #5 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 13 |
| #4 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 15 |
| #704 | jerky coins | 16 |
| #389 | kumquartz | 15 |
| #126 | kumquat supersucker | 7 |
| #119 | lime supersucker | 5 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #180 | magnetic sculpture kit | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #181 | mime soul fragment | 19 |
| #599 | pack of pogs | 23 |
| #110 | pear supersucker | 5 |
| #435 | pearidot | 12 |
| #15 | peppermint twist | 25 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #254 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #584 | red gummi ingot | 30 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #796 | ridiculous cocktail | 10 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #308 | smoking grass | 228 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #127 | strawberry supersucker | 4 |
| #428 | strawberyl | 13 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #284 | sucker scaffold | 38 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #424 | superheated fudge | 7 |
| #801 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #603 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1826 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #750 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #742 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #589 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 7 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #670 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 6 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #963 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #983 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2035 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2123 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #366 | tourmalime | 18 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #353 | trilobite fossil | 12 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #557 | yellow gummi ingot | 34 |