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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #708 | CRIMBCO scrip | 180 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #775 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #570 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |