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| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #79 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 6 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #287 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 78 |
| #255 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 85 |
| #335 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 52 |
| #322 | dusty bottle of Port | 66 |
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| #977 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
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| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
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| #1553 | felt | 4 |
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| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
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| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
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| #564 | ice-cold fotie | 25 |
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| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
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| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
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| #296 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #184 | rhesus monkey | 4 |
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| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #384 | safarrri hat | 4 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #228 | shock collar | 4 |
| #221 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 6 |
| #598 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
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| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
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| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
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| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
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| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
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| #870 | sunken chest | 6 |
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| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #188 | teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #120 | tiny Mountie hat | 5 |
| #191 | tiny balloon knife | 4 |
| #159 | tiny knife and fork | 4 |
| #178 | tiny maracas | 5 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
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| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #343 | tiny shaker of salt | 7 |
| #2703 | toast | 15 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
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| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
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| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
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