| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #32 | Bonerdagon necklace | 157 |
| #36 | Boss Bat britches | 161 |
| #160 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 38 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| 🥉 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 111 |
| #65 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 65 |
| #311 | Drowsy Sword | 62 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 53,596 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #377 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 69 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #673 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #95 | badass belt | 233 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1613 | box of sunshine | 104 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #19 | easter egg balloon | 233 |
| #277 | electrical thingamabob | 17 |
| #631 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 11 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #480 | floaty sand | 25 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #626 | handful of confetti | 66 |
| #75 | heart of rock and roll | 2 |
| #345 | heart of the volcano | 21 |
| #34 | heart-shaped balloon | 1,190 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #200 | motivational poster | 20 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| 🥈 | puzzling trophy | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #704 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #217 | slow jam collection | 20 |
| #268 | stainless steel scarf | 11 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #298 | white balloon | 18 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |