| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #32 | Bonerdagon necklace | 157 |
| #35 | Boss Bat britches | 161 |
| #161 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 38 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| 🥉 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 111 |
| #65 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 65 |
| #312 | Drowsy Sword | 62 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 53,596 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #375 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 69 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #96 | badass belt | 233 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1609 | box of sunshine | 104 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #19 | easter egg balloon | 233 |
| #277 | electrical thingamabob | 17 |
| #627 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 11 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #482 | floaty sand | 25 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #622 | handful of confetti | 66 |
| #74 | heart of rock and roll | 2 |
| #344 | heart of the volcano | 21 |
| #34 | heart-shaped balloon | 1,190 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #201 | motivational poster | 20 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| 🥈 | puzzling trophy | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #216 | slow jam collection | 20 |
| #269 | stainless steel scarf | 11 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #298 | white balloon | 18 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |