| #45 | 1.21 jigawatts | 4 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1024 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #295 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #753 | Microplushie: Bropane | 5 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #828 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #754 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 6 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #809 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #875 | clown hammer | 25 |
| #332 | disco ball | 125 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #88 | lead necklace | 91 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #262 | penguin skin | 368 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #35 | tiny bust of Pallas | 6 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #607 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #501 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #252 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 19 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #928 | tiny plastic angry goat | 19 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #748 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1207 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #984 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 18 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #818 | tiny plastic grue | 21 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #906 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 20 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #845 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 21 |
| #795 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 22 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #863 | valuable trinket | 72 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |