| #45 | 1.21 jigawatts | 4 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1026 | Amulet of Yendor | 9 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #297 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #756 | Microplushie: Bropane | 5 |
| #702 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #681 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #758 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 6 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #813 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1944 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #875 | clown hammer | 25 |
| #335 | disco ball | 125 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #89 | lead necklace | 91 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #262 | penguin skin | 368 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #35 | tiny bust of Pallas | 6 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #617 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 5 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #510 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #111 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #253 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #402 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 19 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #931 | tiny plastic angry goat | 19 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #750 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #986 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 18 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #821 | tiny plastic grue | 21 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #908 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 20 |
| #1494 | tiny plastic killer bee | 12 |
| #848 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 21 |
| #797 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 22 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #884 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #862 | valuable trinket | 72 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |