| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #5 | Bigger Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #151 | banana-frosted king cake | 16 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #392 | box of sunshine | 965 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #815 | foam dart | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #539 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #88 | purple glowstick | 17 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3073 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3107 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #306 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |