| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #551 | Cloaca grenade | 27 |
| #432 | Cloaca-Cola | 83 |
| #299 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 12 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #168 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 78 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #363 | Dyspepsi grenade | 37 |
| #644 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 93 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #574 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1272 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #418 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 18 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #820 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #198 | NG | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1013 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #718 | eXtreme mittens | 2 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #549 | evil googly eye | 8 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #785 | fat stacks of cash | 6 |
| #699 | felt | 13 |
| #713 | filthy corduroys | 3 |
| #598 | filthy knitted dread sack | 5 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1015 | frigid ninja stars | 2 |
| #264 | furry pants | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #241 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #602 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #555 | pet rock | 14 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #88 | piece of wedding cake | 124 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #507 | razor-sharp can lid | 17 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #515 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1174 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #422 | star hat | 2 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1290 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #764 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1322 | thin black candle | 8 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #602 | vorpal blade | 4 |
| #236 | wang | 10 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #400 | wussiness potion | 31 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1105 | yo-yo | 15 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |