| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #549 | Cloaca grenade | 27 |
| #431 | Cloaca-Cola | 83 |
| #298 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 12 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #167 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 78 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #362 | Dyspepsi grenade | 37 |
| #645 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 93 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1274 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #419 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 18 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #818 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #198 | NG | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1012 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #716 | eXtreme mittens | 2 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #549 | evil googly eye | 8 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #781 | fat stacks of cash | 6 |
| #696 | felt | 13 |
| #711 | filthy corduroys | 3 |
| #597 | filthy knitted dread sack | 5 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1013 | frigid ninja stars | 2 |
| #262 | furry pants | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #241 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #599 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #556 | pet rock | 14 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #88 | piece of wedding cake | 124 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #505 | razor-sharp can lid | 17 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #421 | star hat | 2 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #770 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1323 | thin black candle | 8 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #600 | vorpal blade | 4 |
| #236 | wang | 10 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1079 | wolf mask | 2 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #399 | wussiness potion | 31 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1105 | yo-yo | 15 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |