| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #681 | Go-Wassail | 15 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #105 | Miniborg beeper | 5 |
| #87 | Miniborg hiveminder | 5 |
| #105 | Miniborg laser | 5 |
| #117 | Miniborg stomper | 5 |
| #109 | Miniborg strangler | 5 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #209 | ammonite fossil | 25 |
| #259 | bananagate | 27 |
| #246 | belemnite fossil | 21 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #593 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #26 | blue raspberry troll doll | 3 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #169 | candy kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #92 | candy knuckles | 18 |
| #37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #687 | dusty Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #217 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #210 | fudge lily | 31 |
| #529 | fudgecule | 1,377 |
| #109 | fudgecycle | 2 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #213 | green gummi ingot | 158 |
| #51 | gummi ammonite | 5 |
| #51 | gummi belemnite | 5 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #83 | gummi trilobite | 3 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #693 | jerky coins | 17 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #345 | kumquartz | 18 |
| #2882 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #235 | licorice garrote | 8 |
| #209 | licorice root | 35 |
| #41 | lollipop cufflinks | 2 |
| #702 | lollipop stick | 13 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #433 | pack of pogs | 45 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #290 | pearidot | 23 |
| #116 | phish stick | 9 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #32 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 25 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #216 | red gummi ingot | 158 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2285 | rogue swarmer | 17 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #305 | strawberyl | 23 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #532 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #441 | sucker scaffold | 15 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #656 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #122 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 5 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 5 |
| #96 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 5 |
| #113 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 3 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #114 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 3 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #151 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #109 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 5 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #113 | tiny plastic trollipop | 3 |
| #321 | tourmalime | 21 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #385 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2236 | unstable laser battery | 20 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #211 | yellow gummi ingot | 158 |
| #378 | yohohoyo | 4 |