| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #59 | Crimboween memo | 111 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #194 | blood flower | 54 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #455 | brine | 44 |
| #270 | bunch of bananas | 18 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #263 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 40 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #548 | dill | 74 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #997 | felt | 9 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #666 | ghost cucumber | 68 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #224 | herb brownies | 150 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #663 | jar of swamp gas | 29 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #36 | outrageous sombrero | 7 |
| #115 | penguin skin | 1,741 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #387 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #546 | vinegar | 73 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #370 | yeti fur | 443 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |