| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #100 | CSA all-purpose soap | 22 |
| #108 | CSA bravery badge | 26 |
| #127 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 30 |
| #126 | CSA discount card | 25 |
| #191 | CSA fire-starting kit | 83 |
| #120 | CSA obedience grenade | 27 |
| #133 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 25 |
| #121 | Camp Scout pup tent | 22 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #180 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #158 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 22 |
| #160 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 21 |
| #150 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 25 |
| #162 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 19 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #124 | bag of GORF | 26 |
| #134 | bag of GORP | 27 |
| #120 | bag of QWOP | 25 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #230 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #175 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 2 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #108 | chunk of rock salt | 90 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #494 | coconut shell | 59 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1221 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #198 | disassembled clover | 576 |
| #139 | disintegrating spiky collar | 3 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #1071 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #52 | eyedrops of the ermine | 24 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1194 | filthy lucre | 16 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #167 | goat beard | 52 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #218 | half-orchid | 12 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1911 | killing feather | 22 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #921 | lavender candy heart | 3 |
| #396 | little paper umbrella | 147 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #80 | love song of disturbing obsession | 205 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #196 | love song of smoldering passion | 16 |
| #174 | love song of vague ambiguity | 30 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #602 | magical ice cubes | 32 |
| #187 | off-white striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #369 | old sweatpants | 199 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1108 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1225 | robotronic egg | 18 |
| #2583 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #537 | sabre teeth | 8 |
| #2502 | sawblade fragment | 5 |
| #91 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 320 |
| #75 | screwdriver | 45 |
| #713 | scroll of drastic healing | 45 |
| #17 | seaode | 100 |
| #102 | seaweed | 5 |
| #111 | slug of rum | 10 |
| #107 | slug of shochu | 10 |
| #84 | slug of vodka | 12 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #65 | straw hat | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #171 | ten-leaf clover | 180 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2688 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #133 | water purification pills | 30 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #86 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #197 | white rice | 10 |
| #946 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |