| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #100 | CSA all-purpose soap | 22 |
| #108 | CSA bravery badge | 26 |
| #126 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 30 |
| #126 | CSA discount card | 25 |
| #189 | CSA fire-starting kit | 83 |
| #120 | CSA obedience grenade | 27 |
| #133 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 25 |
| #121 | Camp Scout pup tent | 22 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #156 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 22 |
| #158 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 21 |
| #148 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 25 |
| #160 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 19 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #124 | bag of GORF | 26 |
| #132 | bag of GORP | 27 |
| #120 | bag of QWOP | 25 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #231 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #174 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 2 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #108 | chunk of rock salt | 90 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #487 | coconut shell | 59 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #198 | disassembled clover | 576 |
| #139 | disintegrating spiky collar | 3 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #1069 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #52 | eyedrops of the ermine | 24 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1191 | filthy lucre | 16 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #166 | goat beard | 52 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #218 | half-orchid | 12 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1911 | killing feather | 22 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #922 | lavender candy heart | 3 |
| #389 | little paper umbrella | 147 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #79 | love song of disturbing obsession | 205 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #196 | love song of smoldering passion | 16 |
| #174 | love song of vague ambiguity | 30 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #597 | magical ice cubes | 32 |
| #186 | off-white striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #361 | old sweatpants | 199 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1107 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1224 | robotronic egg | 18 |
| #2585 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #537 | sabre teeth | 8 |
| #2503 | sawblade fragment | 5 |
| #91 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 320 |
| #75 | screwdriver | 45 |
| #713 | scroll of drastic healing | 45 |
| #17 | seaode | 100 |
| #102 | seaweed | 5 |
| #110 | slug of rum | 10 |
| #106 | slug of shochu | 10 |
| #82 | slug of vodka | 12 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #64 | straw hat | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #169 | ten-leaf clover | 180 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2690 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #133 | water purification pills | 30 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #196 | white rice | 10 |
| #945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |