Bam_A_Pinniped

RankItemQuantity
#8401337 7r0uZ0RZ3
#12425-meat staff1
#61830669 scroll7
#71133398 scroll10
#348334 scroll16
#5747-Foot Dwarven mattock3
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#1538Angry Farmer candy9
#424Blatantly Canadian4
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1148Dyspepsi-Cola27
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#441Gnollish flyswatter5
#288Gnollish pie tin12
#579Gnollish plunger2
#302Gnollish toolbox13
#1406Imp Ale16
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#507Jolly Roger charrrm5
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#537Knob Goblin elite helm7
#633Knob Goblin elite pants4
#567Knob Goblin elite polearm5
#544Knob Goblin firecracker23
#253Knob Goblin harem pants17
#673Knob Goblin harem veil3
#913Knob Goblin pants2
#380Knob Goblin perfume7
#731Knob Goblin scimitar5
#867Knob Goblin tongs3
#576Knob Goblin visor5
#822Knob mushroom1
#335Knoll mushroom31
#1631Mad Train wine2
#1024Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub3
#644Mohawk wig6
#796Mountain Stream soda5
#158ND1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#317Penultimate Fantasy chest64
#544Pine-Fresh air freshener3
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#556Sneaky Pete's breath spray2
#680Spam Witch sammich17
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#1141Tasty Fun Good rice candy16
#766Trollhouse cookies15
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#237WA1
#1000Wand of Nagamar2
#649Warm Subject gift certificate25
#1230abominable snowcone2
#801acid-squirting flower2
#788acoustic guitarrr2
#116alpha-mail pants1
#852amulet of extreme plot significance7
#877anticheese2
#487arrrgyle socks4
#618asbestos ore8
#1080asparagus knife1
#106automatic catapult1
#1350awful poetry journal10
#1480baconstone4
#6538badass belt2
#496balaclava baklava3
#496balloon monkey3
#197bamboo bokuto1
#218banjo strings1
#1058bar skin2
#822barbed-wire fence2
#1593barrrnacle3
#523baseball6
#718bat guano4
#561bat wing12
#688batgut14
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#650big red clown nose5
#289big rock3
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#639black paisley oyster egg8
#654black pixel14
#587black striped oyster egg9
#568bloody clown pants6
#612blue pixel60
#352bone rattle4
#1016bottle of gin4
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#958bottle of rum14
#1367bottle of tequila1
#965bottle of vodka4
#739bottle of whiskey23
#973bowl of cottage cheese3
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#584box12
#92box-in-the-box1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#1334boxed wine1
#247brainy skull1
#801broken skull8
#485bugbear beanie10
#788bugbear bungguard3
#1095bum cheek1
#215can of maces5
#4784candy cane1
#682casino pass2
#707cast9
#115chain-mail monokini1
#1105chaos butterfly26
#1660cheap toaster1
#921chef's hat2
#532chewing gum on a string9
#824chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#632chrome ore5
#798clown shoes1
#479cocoa eggshell fragment94
#953coconut shell6
#520cog41
#275concentrated magicalness pill7
#864cool whip1
#850cornuthaum1
#1008cranberries4
#541crowbarrr2
#891dead guy's watch3
#809dense meat stack10
#154detective skull1
#209dingy planks1
#971dirty hobo gloves2
#393disbelief suspenders2
#1650disco ball2
#1419disco mask3
#666disease8
#513disembodied brain4
#292disembodied smile1
#1346disturbing fanfic10
#1640doll house1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#356dope wheels1
#772draggin' ball hat2
#1505drywall axe3
#611eXtreme mittens3
#379eXtreme scarf7
#2499easter egg balloon7
#265empty meat tank12
#544enchanted barbell1
#605enchanted bean1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#969evil golden arch1
#204eye of newt68
#417eyepatch14
#597f3d0r46
#834fat stacks of cash5
#2393felt1
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#626flaming crutch5
#643flaming talons4
#619flange1
#632foolscap fool's cap2
#99football helmet1
#227forest tears3
#636frigid ninja stars24
#998furry fur13
#264furry pants2
#2296fuzzy dice3
#567ghuol ears11
#682ghuol egg12
#1644giant discarded plastic fork3
#447giant moxie weed4
#970giant needle5
#1887giant pinky ring3
#347glass of goat's milk27
#609glowing red eye11
#458gnoll lips6
#309gnoll teeth13
#451goat beard9
#369goat cheese50
#700goat cheese pizza3
#94goofily-plumed helmet1
#1547googly eye5
#536gr8ps4
#828grapes1
#592green pixel54
#2676grue egg7
#1934hamethyst2
#940heavy D7
#630hellion cube4
#1508helmet turtle4
#528hill of beans20
#724hot katana blade6
#1159hot wing4
#559hypodermic needle2
#772ice-cold Willer31
#924ice-cold six-pack2
#534icy katana hilt2
#378jug-o-magicalness3
#499kickback cookbook1
#2060kite1
#633large box1
#1124lead necklace2
#206lead yo-yo1
#348leaflet2
#878lemon10
#439leotarrrd3
#521lihc eye17
#670lihc face3
#910line5
#709linoleum ore3
#287linoleum staff2
#637loose teeth51
#377los chinos1
#666lowercase N5
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#734magical ice cubes15
#132magnifying glass5
#60maid head1
#553maiden wig2
#666maple syrup3
#950mariachi pants5
#1086marionette1
#498meat engine1
#693meat from yesterday1
#674meat paste11
#605meat stack20
#525meat vortex43
#758metallic A13
#898mind flayer corpse1
#536miner's helmet3
#345miner's pants7
#789moxie weed4
#600mullet wig1
#942orange1
#1041original G3
#1352oyster basket2
#1761pail1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#80paper-plate-mail pants1
#1223pasta spoon4
#718penguin skin28
#100pentacorn hat1
#707phonics down35
#673photoprotoneutron torpedo16
#201pine tar3
#383pirate pelvis6
#136plain brown wrapper6
#1037plot hole9
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#1313porquoise4
#1168potato sprout1
#695poutine1
#549pr0n legs17
#770probability potion14
#893procrastination potion9
#453prosthetic forehead3
#1303rag doll1
#534rat appendix7
#1261ravioli hat3
#961razor-sharp can lid1
#649red pixel5
#551red pixel potion3
#223rhesus monkey3
#673ridiculously huge sword9
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#856royal jelly1
#374rubber axe2
#1003ruby W1
#594rusty grave robbing shovel3
#319rusty metal ring1
#324rusty metal shaft1
#494sabre teeth10
#96sack of doorknobs1
#337safarrri hat5
#239salamander spleen51
#1349saucepan5
#704scroll of drastic healing48
#715seal tooth8
#1189seal-clubbing club6
#313shaving cream1
#2313shiny ring3
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#534sk8board1
#881skeleton bone15
#545skeleton key7
#313skeleton key ring2
#276skewer31
#397slap and tickle3
#92slightly peevedbow1
#244slingshot1
#508smart skull18
#335snorkel2
#433snowboarder pants6
#1348sock monkey1
#747soft green echo eyedrop antidote73
#369sonar-in-a-biscuit22
#138special sauce glove1
#725spices10
#891spider web7
#1251spooky mushroom9
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#785spooky stick5
#682spork1
#411spring51
#465sprocket43
#104sprocket assembly1
#259squashed frog60
#748stalk of asparagus2
#720star11
#175star buckler2
#649star chart8
#460star crossbow1
#347star hat3
#330star pants1
#190star staff2
#1418stolen accordion4
#273stone banjo1
#1016stone of eXtreme power4
#808strawberry2
#441strongness elixir8
#185studded leather boxer shorts1
#1079stuffed shoulder parrot19
#2120stuffing2
#766sucky decal1
#175suede shortsword1
#644sunken chest12
#617suntan lotion of moxiousness2
#790super-spiky hair gel35
#306swashbuckling pants15
#525sweet ninja sword1
#108sweet rims2
#629t8r tots4
#561taco shell7
#184teeny-tiny ninja stars5
#1134thin black candle17
#786tiny house106
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#359tires19
#634titanium assault umbrella7
#1300toast352
#1136tomato1
#1557top2
#93troutpiece1
#1120turtle totem12
#119two-handed depthsword1
#110union scalemail pants1
#815viking helmet3
#548wad of dough47
#586wang1
#802white picket fence1
#727white pixel11
#640white satin pants2
#854white sword1
#1245wolf mask1
#102wooden salad bowl1
#811wooden stakes1
#738worthless gewgaw2
#863worthless knick-knack2
#563worthless trinket3
#1046wussiness potion1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#655yeti fur101
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 3,329 items total!

what items are this player missing?